cranking the birch tree
slang for male masturbation, originated in hanson, m-ssachusetts.
i walked in the locker room and there was ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
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- crapolia
cr-polia is a word describing a place, town, world full of cr-p! or it could mean a place that contains a lot of random stuff! i have never seen so much cr-p in my life, where are we, cr-polia? this place is so random, it should be called cr-polia!
- crap raggedy
raggedy to the extreme. so raggedy one might cr-p oneself. i ran myself cr-p raggedy today. i need a new ride. my hoopty is cr-p raggedy.
- craprodisiac
also spelled “cr-phrodisiac”. in the way an aphrodisiac makes you h-rny, a cr-prodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels. i love taco bell, but i can only eat it on the way home because it’s a major cr-prodisiac.
- crapshod
cr-pshod is an adjective created from the combination of the words cr-ppy and shoddy, indicating that the object described is especially awful. this laptop is a cr-pshod but at least it works.
- crapsmere
rough -n-l s-x where you put it so far up her -ss that you get a sample of the contents in her colon. jim: guess what i had for dinner last night. tim: corned beef and asparagus. jim: howd you know? tim: i gave jane a cr-psmere last night.