Cranley
the act of one not being able to act when an easy s-xual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.
dude this ridiculously sl-tty stripper i met was going to come back to mine and f-ck me, but then i pulled the biggest cranley. i also sh-t my pants and vomited on my p-n-s.
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