Cranny

a tight or untainted v-g-n-
“my flaccid p-n-s mashed against the entry hole of her cranny.”

“i bet jesus had a tough time coming out of the virgin mary’s cranny”
mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you’re a boy or getting pregnant at a young age for girls
“look at that guy, hes so drugged up”
“yeah hes so cranny”

“lisa got knocked up”
“isnt she 16?”
“yep, shes so cranny”
a granny’s crack

not to be confused with a nanny’s crack, which is the difference of 50 years
a:so what did u do this weekend?
b:i sh-gged my granny
a:…i think im gonna hurl…
b:quick!…back into the cranny
the result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). it has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. it is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.
that’s one plump cranny, dude.
man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now i’m all sticky.
wussy; wimp; chicken; no backbone
1.”bro i’ve been waiting for him to talk to me for days!”
“don’t worry about it, he’s a big cranny.”

2. “come beat me up you big pile of craniness!”

a tranny who is also a creeper
that chick is a creep and i think shes got some b-lls
cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell
yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

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