crap attack
noun. an acute condition where a sudden urge to sh-t abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
i had a cr-p attack and all the stalls were occupied so i ended up sh-tting in the stall without the door on it.
a storm of stress or unwanted external forces into one’s life similar to sh-t storm.
hey bro, i just got a whole heap of -ssignments.. cr-pattack needs to be done by next week!
when your -ss is blocked full of sh-t, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.
‘i just had a cr-p attack at work today and i got fired’
this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(b-tch fit-white chicks)
if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a cr-p attack.
to take a cr-p in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room
steve was mad that mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a cr-p attack while he was gone
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