crap bag


my new name.
1st name cr-p, last name bag.
its fun, original, no1 else has a name like it.
if you need a easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of cr-p.
a colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. in other words, my ex-boyfriend.
– cr-p bag actually thought i would give him another chance.
– hi, my name is cr-p bag.
– what a total cr-p bag!
1. one who is full of bull sh-t

2. one who you really hate and wish to dis very badly!
jake: hi jill. i love you. april fools
jill: ok. -jill runs to corner and cries-
amber: jake you are being a cr-pbag!
jake: -runs and hides in closet to get away from amber-
someone who is sneaky and will take a job from right under their noses …ha
mini me says we’ll do for 2.20

cr-pbag says ah..ah..ah.. i’ll do it for two bucks…ha
a flaming bag of sh-t. a bag of sh-t that smells like sh-t.
mr.wilson stomped down on the flaming cr-p bag
basically, a bag filled with cr-p or made out of cr-p. see poo t-rd log sh-t
1.omg sally, check out my new cr-p bag!

2.this bag is filled with cr-p!
a bag of cr-p
person 1: oh look! a cr-pbag!
person 2: wow! how cool! i bagsy it!
person 1: aw…maaaaaan…i wanted it!

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