crap biscuit


feeling especially cr-ppy. take cr-p, mix it up with eggs and flour. bake. the result is much worse than just regular cr-p. applies in times of illness and hangovers.
josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. she feels like a total cr-p biscuit this morning.

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