crap croppler
one who likes to take warm sh-t and squeeze it vigorously between his/her fingers, creating sh-tworms that spurt out onto the knuckles. “cropple” is the light popping sound that the feces make upon being forced through the tight sp-ces.
“i hid in the backyard croppling dogsh-t all day.”
“i’m a cr-p croppler, and i don’t care who knows!!!”
“why are your hands so dirty? have you been croppling cr-p again?”
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