crap cruncher
another term for a h-m-s-xual male
“that guy is definately a cr-p cruncher…”
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acting as a purvi. i.e., to be purvi-like in clumsiness or general demeanor i tripped and hit a wall. it was a total purvism.
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possibly the worst musical ever. written by the idiot composer andrew lloyd webber, it’s the retelling of the bible story of joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. the pharaoh is depicted as elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a jazz song. all of these are anachronisms, as well as […]
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- craptasmashitical
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