crap dangling
canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of cr-p.
jon: hey pete are you going to janet’s party?
pete: nah, there’s a big cr-p dangling tournement today…hey are you jewish?
jon: yeah
pete: you want to come?
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