Crap Dingle
dingles of cr-p left behing after you wipe. often found in hairy b-tts.
aww dude, wipe man! i can smell your cr-p dingles from here!
dingles of cr-p. left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. usual problem with hairy -rs-s.
i was humping her in the missionary position but i couldn’t c-m, i kept losing my erection. so i asked her to turn over so i could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. she put her head down on her crossed arms, and her -ss up, but then i could smell her cr-p dingles too well !
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