crap grabber
(noun) the p-b-s that surround your -sshole and as you sh-t, grab pieces of the sh-t to collect. these cr-p grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.
(verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing cr-p.
(adj) someone or something described because they like grabbing things of cr-p.
johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out cr-p, as he did the cr-p grabbers had a field day coating themselves. later johnny found he had a major skid mark.
the local b-ms were cr-p grabbing at the pile of sh-t near the dumpster.
frank is cr-p grabber who smells like a bucket full cr-p.
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