Crap Happy


1. when someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a sh-t.

2. that nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue cr-p.
alex: wow dan. you look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

dan: yes i am quite cr-p happy.
as in: ” im so happy i want to cr-p ” nice
like when you so happy you just have to cr-p your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are…codfish cr-p happyness cr-p happy

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