crap herder


someone who can’t resist a yard sale item no matter how f-cking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of sh-t for a quarter profit or…
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
patrick was such a cr-p herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

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