crap on a crabtree
1. an expression used when something doesn’t go your way
2. can be used in place of “oh cr-p!”
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(all examples must be read with a strong northern american/canadian accent)
1. friend: “hey man, your package didn’t come in the mail today.” me: “well cr-p on a crabtree!”
2. “oh cr-p on a crabtree i forgot to pay the gas bill!”
3. friend: “hey man i finally finished that project i was working on.” me: “well cr-p on a cr-ppy ole crabtree in cr-ppy ole minnesota! i can’t believe it!”
(for this last one you can use the name of any northern us state/canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of “minnesota” such as, but not limited to: michigan, wisconsin, ontario etc…)
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