Crap Technology


devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from ‘cr-ppy’)

-1st defined by thomas hayden
after i lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, i got a sansa cr-p technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.

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