crapalanche

the collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one’s possessions (also referred to as one’s “cr-p”).
his stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a cr-palanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.
a collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. an unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one’s possessions.
“dude, what happened to your floor?”
“oh man, i had a cr-palanche of all that junk that was on my desk.”
when you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with p–p.
donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a cr-palanche while drinking at the bar!
when all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you’ve got yourself a cr-palanche.

avalanche of cr-p.
debby is such a slob. she has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. once time i saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the cr-palanche.
an avalanche of cr-p
when you have too much cr-p piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the cr-p falls out – cr-palanche!
a large exlplosion of cr-p venting from one’s bowles, usually in a liquid/solid state of matter, accompanied by vomit inducing gases. typically the by product of rancid fish tacos or the equivalent.
man, i just got done with the supersized kfc bucket, origninal recipe, and got hit by a m-ssive cr-palanche. good thing i still had the bucket handy.
when a large pile of your stuff or rather cr-p falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
john went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a cr-p-alanche covered him.