crapasaurus
the largest sh-t you’ve ever seen/taken/heard of.
cr-pasaurus’s are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
hank: hi, is this the plumber?
plumber: yes sir, it is.. how may i help you?
hank: i have a cr-pasaurus in my toilet !
plumber: don’t worry about it sir, i’ll bring my shovel.
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