Crapbook Pro
slang for a defective apple macbook pro. typical cr-pbook pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.
“you’d better take your cr-pbook pro back to the cr-pple store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again.”
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