Crapcookie
1.) a cookie made of fecal matter. aka, sh-t pastry, also known as a pookie. can be made with various chunks of vegetables and fruit.
girl #1: where did you get those cookie?
girl #2: up my b-tt.
girl #s 1 and 2: they’re pookies!!!
girl #1: i love cr-pcookies
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