crapfit
v. cr-pfit
1. an exceptionally unique bowel movement that may be watery, sludgy, clumpy, and/or pellet-like, depending on the cause of your lower intestine’s discontent.
generally caused by the consumption of a food item or beverage that your internal organs have difficulty processing.
for example, consuming moderate amounts olestra (the fat subst-tue formerly known as olean), would cause such an event.
2. an emotional outburst, simialar to a hissy fit or sh-t fit.
1. i ate a can of pringles with olestera(tm) during my lunch break, and just had the nastiest cr-pfit i’ve had in 5 years. d-mn!
2. whenever i skeet on susie’s grill, she throws a total cr-pfit… silly ho!
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