Crapigator


cr-pigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. now the mythical cr-pigator inhabits city sewer systems all across america. in florida, they really do have cr-pigators. florida cr-pigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water c-n-ls and your back yard. florida cr-pigators favorite snack foods are fresh chihuahua and toddlers.
headline from the weekly world news: “giant cr-pigators invade a florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!”

headline from the weekly world news the following week: “mutant human/cr-pigator hybrid babies born in miami!!”

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