craplet


a small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new pc. it typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. it is similar to buying a new car and havinga b-mper sticker plastered on the back
i bought a new dell and had to delete 45 cr-plets.
applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of microsoft’s operating system. not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to windows’ fragile instability.

first seen on slashdot on 1/12/07
i just powered up my brand new dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little cr-plets, the battery caught on fire, and then windows crashed.
little flakes or pieces of sh-t left floating around in the bowl after the toilet is flushed.
i flushed the toilet three times, but i still can’t get rid of the cr-plets.
a small tidbit of info that relates to the topic people are talking about but is something that people don’t give a big yellow rat cr-p about.
erin “as i was saying, the reason that cd is so good is…”
sam “my first cd was the backstreet boys”
me “thanks for that cr-plet sam” (sarcasticly)
a small t-rd left alone in a bowl
i left a cr-plet floating in the work bathroom
similar to p–plet; an insult
person 1: get over here you little cr-plet!

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