Crapmas
this day is december 25th and used to be known as christmas. due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. it can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.
merry effing cr-pmas.
“what’d you get for cr-pmas?”
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