crappachino
when, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.
whoa, somebody made a grande cr-ppachino in here!
a lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you’d find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.
“mom wouldn’t take me to starbucks, so i was forced to buy a cr-ppachino at the corner store.”
a cr-ppachino involves taking a sh-t and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee “frappachino” bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.
rolly and preston gave a cr-ppachino to the new guy in our platoon.
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