Crapper cripple
the numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. you struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. p–p paralyzed, doo doo legs, cr-pper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, cr-p, bm, bowel movement, b-tt
i sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when i tried to get up, i collapsed to the floor. i was a cr-pper cripple.
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