Crapper Roll
toilet paper.
1.(n.) cr-pper. cr-p – comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express sh-t, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) roll. roll – comes from (vb.) to roll – “to roll a butcher”, but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.
left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:
“no cr-pper roll on thursday”
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