Crappercracker
one who is so addicted to his blackberry while at work that he wont even stop sending emails while in the cr-pper in the midst of defacating.
john: did you also get that messed up email from joe?
raul: dude i dont get it – i just saw him walking into the bathroom. how could he have sent that?
john: you dont know? joe is a uber managing cr-ppercracker
raul: sh-t bro … wont even take a sh-t in peace…
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