crappled
crippled for fear of cr-pping your self
dude i almost cr-pped myself because i was so cr-ppled last night.
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when you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.
one time i was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls i’ve slept with and i got cr-ppled. i had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. after a few minutes i was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the reddit community on boring mondays.
we cr-ppled a random twitter user on a boring monday and now his is our king for a day.
destroyed compet-tion by “re-innovating” slumbering and badly implemented technology.
mp3 players cr-ppled, tablets cr-ppled
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