crapportunity
n. 1. a lackl-ster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. a poor set of options. 3. an action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. unfortunate circ-mstances of any kind; bad luck. results from a contraction of the words “cr-ppy” and “opportunity”.
thanks for the cr-pportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job i hate, where n-body likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. fml.
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