crappuccino

a substandard, overpriced copy of an italian beverage usually found at a starbucks or tully’s and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

alternative form: cr-ppaccino.
one venti cr-ppuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. eighteen dollars!
what beavis drinks during the first episode featuring cornholio. coffee makes him go ape sh-t, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he’s a genius
“would you like a cappuccino?” “heh heh heh heh. cr-ppuccino, yeah.” (later) “i am cornholio; i need t.p. for my bunghole. i want all your cr-ppuccino.” (b-mps into a chair) “are you threatening me?!!?”
a poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.
typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. may also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a “cr-ppy cappuccino”

additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
i can’t afford starbucks. i think i’ll get a cr-ppuccino from the gas station across the street.
the abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.
my morning latte was good, but now i have to take a m-ssive cr-ppuccino.
foamy fluid of dark brown cr-p that jets out of one’s b-tt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
dude, i can’t play ball today… i’ve been dispensing cr-ppuccino since 4am
a cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.
“i ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all i got was this tepid cr-ppuccino. d-mn starbucks and their lackl-stre service.”