Crappy Poetry
cr-ppy poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. the art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that cr-ppy poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.
the leading authority on cr-ppy poetry is the cr-ppy poets society. the majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less cr-ppy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.
cr-ppy poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.
joe: here is my submission to the cr-ppy poetry contest:
‘that’s what she said’ by joe w.
i want to ride,
but it’s so long.
my needs can’t wait.
i hate it in the back.
it hurts so bad; i want to scream!
it drives me wild.
i’m going to suck it up.
i don’t know how much longer i can last though…
i’m going to burst!
i’m so excited, but i know the ride won’t last long.
ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
how many people have ridden it before?
these are the thoughts i think as i wait in line.
audience member: wow, joe, that was some cr-ppy poetry.
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