crapstrap

a diaper, or p–p containing device which one wears. usually worn by the elderly. however, in west virginia, birthplace of the cr-pstrap, there is a federal heath mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. this lock is to prevent them from eating their p–p. world renowned sociologist and psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the west virginians instinctive need to eat their own p–p.
grannpa’ fergot tuhputch his cr-pstrap on again! luuhks likeh werr eetchin’ roy rogers tonightch!
a hall p-ss used to go to the restroom.
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the cr-p strap.
this is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn’t wipe her -n-s correctly and leaves p–p on it. she pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. when the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her cr-p strap. total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
brandon: wow last night i was so h-rny i got my girl to the bedroom and i pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total cr-p strap!!!

nick: oh man that girl is nasty huh?

brandon: ehhh whatever man, i still got some. i just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!