craptain morgan


when you take a cr-p while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. i.e. to sh-t like a captain.
cindy doesn’t know why there’s p–p water all over the floor. it’s because richard took a cr-ptain morgan and water splashed everywhere.

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