craptask
noun: a task that is done other than p–ping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.
n: dude, i’m so slammed for homework!
just do it on the toilet dude, its a cr-ptask.
v: in order to make better use of my time, i’m going to cr-ptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
v2: dude what is taking you so long?!
chill, bro, i’m cr-ptasking. ill be out in an hour.
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