craptastic
sarcastic word use: when your having a bad day and things are not getting better.
friend 1: what wrong?
y/n: i just got my period and i wearing white pants.
friend 1: i’m so srry
y/n: that okay im just having a cr-ptastic day.
(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so cr-ppy that the object is humorous or desireable
2. in a bad sense, extremely cr-ppy
etymology: blend of the words ‘cr-p’ and ‘fantastic’
1. this place is awesomely cheesy! it’s cr-ptastic!
2. the break-up was awful. it was cr-ptastic.
when something both sucks and blows; when “fantastic” just can’t be said ironically enough; when you’re tired of saying, “that’s just f-cking great”; when you’re tired of people saying you’re too pessimistic for saying everything’s cr-p so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: “that’s cr-ptastic!”
or: “have you seen the new reality tv show? man, it’s totally cr-ptastic!”
like fantastic!
only the exact opposite
i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is cr-ptastic!
something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks -ss.
mtv is totally cr-ptastic!
fantastically cr-ppy. something or some situation so cr-ppy that it is barely to be believed. akin to calling something “fantastic” in a sarcastic voice.
i went to a concert last night, and the motherf-cking, cr-ptastic audience made so much godd-mned noise that i couldn’t hear the music.
acronym for:
collectivist redistributionist anti-american progressive totalitarian antagonistic slanderous treasonous insidious cretin
applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
the most powerful & dangerous c.r.a.p.t.a.s.t.i.c. in america today is barack obama. he is bolstered by the cr-ptastic media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.
when an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.
we had a real cr-ptastic situation on our hands.
i finished,she didn’t.
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