craptastrophe
when something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. as parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. this phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to “sh-$ hit the fan,” which presumably is only a figurative statement.
1. johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. it was a real cr-ptastrophe!
there was a cr-ptastrophe at work. my project completely disappeared from my computer.
any unexpected mess involving m-ss quant-ties of fecal matter.
a project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
shoddy workmanship.
the babies diaper exploded..it was a total cr-ptastrophe.
i fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete cr-ptastrophe in my den.
john and i worked late and tried to fix the holt project. after 6 hours its still a total cr-ptastrophe.
a cr-ptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.
from what or whom isn’t as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.
a fine example of a cr-ptastrophe is an explosive shart.
honey, i can’t believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! look at this cr-ptastrophe in the kitchen! i mean, there’s cr-p in the dishwasher!
when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently sh-t yourself right on the scene.
i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy cr-pster. what a cr-ptastrophe
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