craptits
noun
1: a likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).
2: an exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.
(origin: thought to have first been coined at hamilton college or by hamilton college graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1. “hey cr-pt-ts, did you just shart?”
2. “holy cr-pt-ts, this morning in the locker room gym i witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!”
1. one that has cr-ppy t-ts.
2. someone who has just received a ‘cleveland steamer’ on their chest and can be called cr-p t-ts.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them cr-p t-ts, regardless of whether or not t-ts are present on this individual. see also, f-cking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the cr-p t-ts on that chick!
2. hey cr-p t-ts, did you get all that washed off in the shower? i’m prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a– uh, f-cking cr-p t-ts!
1. one that has cr-ppy t-ts.
2. someone who has just received a ‘cleveland steamer’ on their chest and can be called cr-p t-ts.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them cr-p t-ts, regardless of whether or not t-ts are present on this individual. see also, f-cking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the cr-p t-ts on that chick!
2. hey cr-p t-ts, did you get all that washed off in the shower? i’m prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a– uh, f-cking cr-p t-ts!
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