Craptonite
a t-rd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
oh my god i’ve been attacked by cr-ptonite!!!!
an inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. ‘particle board’, or short-strand osb.
az- “ya think that bookcase will hold up?”
fuzz- “nah, ’tis pure cr-ptonite!”
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