craptop
an inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. this could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to p-ss some time while p–ping.
i own this laptop which is a pentium 4 2.4ghz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn’t have usb 2.0, and no pcmcia slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. likewise, i had a lightweight sony cr-ptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!
a type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. see also squat and surf.
msn posting: “no, i have the webcam switched off; i’m using my cr-ptop…”
a cr-ppy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents’ old laptops while the parents upgraded.
wow, did you see bryan’s 2002 ibm cr-ptop?
a laptop that is so sh-t that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag…
“oh f-ck, sams cr-ptop is giving me loads of lag, what a w-nker!! kick him.”
a laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom
my cr-ptop cant run windows 98.
a notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. often an older laptop that the owner doesn’t care about.
murdah: hey dude can i get my cr-p top back, gonna check out youtube while i drop a duke.
a laptop computer that doesn’t do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.
that cr-ptop is f-cked, i think i’ll throw it out the window.
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