Crapture
the event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a m-ss exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. the waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. similar to rapture for p–p.
after 21 may 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a cr-pture instead of the rapture.
an event that seemingly marks the end of times that occurs during an extreme act of defecation.
if harold camping could only see what i’m doing to this toilet, he’d think the cr-pture is upon us.
bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.
was just one the can, the cr-pture was upon me.
may 21, 2011
bob: did you hear? that camping guy said the world’s going to end on may 21, 2011!
joe: naw man, thats just the cr-pture that he’s spouting.
clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, lil’ kim, tina knowles, nelly. sounds like – couture
“she must have bought that cr-pture outfit down at the crenshaw swap meet?”
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