crapulance
1. despair, heaped upon one’s self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jack-ss without a clue.
2. the utterance of total, unabashed bullsh-t, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. after losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own cr-pulance.
2. that f-cker is spewing out total cr-pulance man!
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