Crapulence
mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).
smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, i was free to wallow in my own
cr-pulence.
to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg
my oktoberfest cr-pulence was remarkable. lamp shade…bah! i sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.
the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.
i took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the improv. probably not the best idea because it left me with a embar-ssing situation of cr-pulence.
cr-pulence is a hangover, if u dont believe me, look it up in eral dictionaries, cos its in mine. can also use cr-pulous
sweet party last night, but today i feel cr-pulous
cr-pulence- pr-nun.: cr-p-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: a cr-p-load; a nicer way to say sh-t-load without sounding like a 10 year old.
there was a cr-pulence of messages on my phone because i went a whole day without turning it on.
cr-p, sh-t, nonsense.
“that guy is full of cr-pulence!”
merger of words ‘cr-p’ and ‘flatulence’.; to accidentally §hî† your pants, thinking you needed to fart.
i thought i had flatulence (gas, needed to fart) unfortunately it was cr-pulence.
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