Craputer
n. a cr-ppy computer
my cr-puter keeps crashing!
a desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some oems
“wait a second! popup ads for their partner isp? i can’t use my own isp? i have to register before i use it? oh man! it’s a cr-puter!”
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