Crapweasle
a weasle that crawls up your -ss for a snack.
you are sitting there with a cr-pweasle up your -ss.
1. fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. mild yet strangley amusing insult.
1. that dang’d dar cr-p weasles goin’ after t’ chicken dung again, maw!
2. you’re such a cr-p weasle, phil.
a person who digs through other peoples cr-p trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
“wow, your child is quite the cr-p weasle!”
“i caught a cr-p weasle hanging out in my sh-tter”
“you smell like a cr-p weasle
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