crashsturbation
the phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.
me: what do you want to do tonight? i’m kind of h-rny, but i’m also kind of sleepy…
s.o.: i’m not going to be able to go out tonight, i have to work. what are you going to do?
me: i don’t know, i guess i’ll stay in and watch tv. i’ll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
s.o.: sounds good. let me know which one ends up winning!
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