Craternova
this is a man who looks as though he’s been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. he has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. almost always sporting a goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).
how does he do it? he’s a regular craternova with the ladies.
yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. i bet he’s a real craternova.
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