crawl the wall
to ‘crawl the wall’ means that when one is near the point of -j-c-l-t–n, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
anabel: has anyone seen craig?
jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
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