Crawlback number
the phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.
“so, after your ex told you that you’re a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would’ve been a failure as a father, you’re still going to try to get back together with her? how are you even going to reach her? i thought she blocked you from everything.”
“i think i still have her cell in my incoming call history, so i’ll just use that as a crawlback number.”
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