crawning
when you are yawning so f-cking hard that tears come out of your eyes
last night at the strip club after pulling two all nighters, i was crawning so f-ckin hard that all the strippers were bringing me tissues and asking what was wrong. i ended up bringing two home and having -n-l s-x while crawning all over their back with tears of joy and restlessness
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