crayford
as luke skywalker sed:
“if there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it.”
crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)
someone who lies constantly for no apparent reason. a person who tells stories that are obviously complete fabrications and are not even funny. sometimes confused with gayford, but correct spelling and pr-nunciation is crayford.
dude your stories aren’t even funny or true, stop being such a crayford.
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